Your beautiful eyes are currently gazing upon my second (and hopefully better) attempt at writing a coherent weblog, or if you are up to date with current vernacular, a 'blog'.
It's out with the old and in with the new, no longer will there be rambling, endless diatribes about whatever happens to be floating around inside my spacious cranium at any given moment, and in their place will be streamlined, 'hilarious' pieces, which may actually end on an intelligent point, or at least not cave in on themselves under a pile of words and rage and confusing punctuation.
So I bid you welcome, enjoy your stay. Don't worry about taking your shoes off, it's not that kind of house. And I've seen your feet. They're disgusting.
